He is such a slut. More and more my type.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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