omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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