just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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