i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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