Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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