lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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