love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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3 2 1 whiskey
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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