After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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