I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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