I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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