All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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