I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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