Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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