your thong is hanging out like whoa
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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