I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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