Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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