I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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