You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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