I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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