Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Pants are for mortals
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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