Small penises have feelings too.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her