I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.