its not stalking. its research.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.