I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
wow bdsm is so cute
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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