i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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