Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Barsexuality is the new black.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Text me some of your sweat
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