im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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