How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
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we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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