i permit you to call me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
