dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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