margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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