Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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