is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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