how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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