I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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