Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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