you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You don't make any sense
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Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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