I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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