Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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