You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
