We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
