just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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