So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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