This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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