That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
