Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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