Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
vagina is talking i cant
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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