So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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