I look better un-naked...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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