Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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