it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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