dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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