i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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