sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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