Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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