He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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